sabdot:

bendydicks:

mscrisswarbler:

TIME WARP ! 

davidtennantgasm:

aro-rusco:

It’s astounding

Time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll

But listen closely

Not for very much longer

I’ve got to keep control

I remember

Doing the Time Warp

Drinking those moments when

The blackness would hit me

And the void would be calling

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s so dreamy

Oh fantasy free me

So you can’t see me

No not at all

In another dimension

With voyeuristic intention

Well-secluded, I see all

With a bit of a mind flip

You’re into the time slip

And nothing can ever be the same

You’re spaced out on sensation

Like you’re under sedation

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

Well, I was walking down the street

Just having a think

When a snake of a guy

Gave me an evil wink

Well it shook me up

It took me by surprise

He had a pick-up truck

And the devil’s eyes

He stared at me

And I felt a change

Time meant nothing

Never would again

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

~** inspired by **~

~** daftwithoneshoe **~

Holy shit this has made my dash so much more epic.

Holy Shit that was genius

(via thewhisperedconversations)

cumberbitchsandwich:

Yes, THIS

(Source: captainseverusblackheart, via scooterburtka)

doctorwho:

redfire09:

I’LL TAKE TWO.

(via mrwhoisadoctor)

one-to-tennant:

ninthlocked:

what is the saddest doctor who scene?

no, not doomsday. not rose being stuck in an alternative universe.

this.

/gross sobbing/

agreed :’(

(Source: sociallyretardedthor)

shercocklocked:

Stark Tower looks like a fucking llama.

(via anderkurtsies)

It’s true, I am Chinese and I was born this way. 

At a young age I began to notice this difference. I was attracted to neither boys nor girls. In middle school, I liked math, and in college, I did my homework all night long. 

Being Chinese is not a choice, it is genetic. There are risks to being Chinese because society cannot accept the union between a human and a textbook. I have Chinese friends who didn’t need sex because they could foreplay instruments and get screwed by O Chem instead. Now, they don’t have a social life and is shunned by others. 

But fear not, life will get better. I grew up as a Chinese and I am proud of it (just look at my user name). There is the LGBTC (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Chinese) community to help you be comfortable with your Chinese orientation. 

1,338,299,512 people came out as Chinese. You are not alone.  

I’d really like to see the rest of this form. There’s probably a lot of hilarious stuff on it… 

(Source: nizhugs, via klainebowsandquirrelmort)

(via scooterburtka)

theboxscene:

“Extraordinary Merry Christmas:” Act Six

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spotty-grace:

chachaholic:

STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

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